"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
— A novel written by me. (via clumsiest)

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

marinaesque:

the making of Fantastic Mr Fox - photo by Ray Lewis

Took the piss updating my iPhone but now I can finally go to fucking sleep!

Just chilling in bed with an horrifically cold mug of coke life and dexter non stop licking himself :@ not like I’ve gotta be up for work in 6 hours!

funny-pictures-uk:

Let us all agree on this simple truth.

funny-pictures-uk:

Let us all agree on this simple truth.

nagisahazukiswimclub:

straight boys a summary